Hey, It’s Igor on behalf of clientName
Here’s a 7-step guide to losing a ton of dough building an online bidniz.
I gave birth to this guide after analyzing hundreds of decisions (my own and other people’s), both good and bad, over the span of the last decade or so. It is based on my own experience and the experience of the people who started around the same time I did.
Follow this guide if you’re interested in losing maximum money in minimum time. Do not follow this guide if you’re interested in actually maken’ any money. Only if you want to lose it. If you want to prophit from your online bidniz, please follow this step-by-step guide instead.
1) Run ads directly to affiliate links – one of the fastest ways to lose money I know is to spend a ton of it on PPC ads channeling these costly clicks straight to low converting affiliate links. You’ll lose even more if you combine this step with #4 below.
2) Avoid building an email list at all cost – whatever you do, don’t build a list. Email is the best way to start producing ROI, therefore you must avoid it at all cost.
3) Seek mentors who don’t practice what they preach – they charge a lot for their advice, they never help you with practical issues and they always come up with new things to ram down your throat when you least need them to distract you. Mentors who don’t walk the talk are a perfect addition to your team if you’d like to speed up your losses.
4) Promote low ticket affiliate offers – the more expensive your ad costs, the lower the payouts must be for you to lose the maximum amount of cheese when running campaigns. Don’t violate this golden rule and you’ll be living in a box under a bridge in no time.
5) Use Facebook ads for traffic – expensive impressions, competitive feed, unengaged audiences. What else do you need to drain your budget, savings and 401K?
6) Promote your links on social media – perfect way to be poor in time, not just finances. Hang out on social media sites all day, where nobody cares or pays any attention to you, while seeking instant gratification from total strangers liking your profile but never buying from you. Lose time and money at the same time. It’s perfect!
7) No matter what, don’t build a landing page – the secret to losing sales is to focus on lowering your conversions. Since landing pages are proven to increase your conversions, you must never build one for yourself. Got it?
If you’re already following this advice, congratulations, because you’re on track to losing a ton as we speak! But if you want to stop losing and start winning, then here’s a specific set of steps you need to take to get results.
”Yes, Igor, I Would Like To Start Winning!”
Sincerely,
Igor Kheifets & clientName